THE PROBABILITY OF ANY INCIDENCE LIKE THIS IS “ZERO” PERCENT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT…PAKISTAN & INDIA (You better believe it…!!!)
The train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified.
At the next railway station the driver was caught and was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks, etc…
The authorities questioned: “Are you mad?!?
Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!?!
You should have run over that person…”
He said, “Exactly! That’s what I decided to do, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close, so I decided to teach him a lesson
for scaring me like that.”
*THE PROBABILITY OF ANY INCIDENCE LIKE THIS IS "ZERO" PERCENT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT...PAKISTAN & INDIA (You better believe it...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified.
At the next railway station the driver was caught and was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks, etc....
The authorities questioned: "Are you mad?!?
Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!?! You should have run over that person..."
He said, "Exactly! That's what I decided to do, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close, so I decided to teach him a lesson for scaring me like that."**
yaar, u pretend to be such a big shot, atleast come up with somethin more genuine....
:) The FIRST lesson my parents taught me--was to demonstrate 'patience' and 'respect' for everyone---whether young or older then me!
**By ignoring your comments--I hereby do apologise for wasting your precious time with a JOKE meant to be cascaded for the particular forum titled so. **
IF jokes were meant to be genuine they would fall under sarcastic category!
yaar, u pretend to be such a big shot, atleast come up with somethin more genuine....
...And when you visit BAB ALBAHRAIN next...give my regards to people at EASTERN TRADING, KHUSHABI and that guy---SHATER who has a large collection of CHOCOLATES from the World...unless you know Nazir also... who cooked best KACHAUREES near AJAZZ Studios...around Sh. Abdullah Road.......:)
Cheers------Raju (posted at UBL Bahrain, 1975-1981)
Last I visited BAHRAIN–was in early 2000 and saw many changes.
I am there again after EID (end Oct) for a three day seminar by BBK.
Speaking of my memory—dont even think of challenging it…!!!
Here’s something out of the memory box;;;;
THIS PIC WAS TAKEN AT “RIF’A” PALACE IN 1980
WHEN I WAS GRANTED AN AUDIENCE WITH THE THEN AMIR OF BAHRAIN..HIS HIGHNESS SHEIKH ESSA BIN SULMAN AL KHALIFA, FATHER OF THE CURRENT RULER HH SHEIKH HAMAD BIN ESSA BIN SULMAN AL KHALIFA. I PRESENTED HIM WITH HIS “BATIK” PORTRAIT MADE BY MY WIFE WHO WAS RUNNING “BAHRAIN ARTS CENTRE” THEN. I WAS MANAGER AT UBL BAB AL BAHRAIN BRANCH THEN…
^ sheikh essa was a great man, he was easily accessible by anyone and everyone....
unlike his son, king hamad, who is almost impossible to meet in his palace by commonfolk....
