***A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off
now… cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses on the
train…cause we’re going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told
her son, "We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you may play with your train…but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say… "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little
darling continue…"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking
in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen.”***
