THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER
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You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
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He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
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When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
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Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
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Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
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Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”.
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Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
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Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons.
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When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”
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You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”
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