The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

  2. When was the last time you tuned in to “Melrose Place” and got a “Error 404” message?

  3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV–even on MTV.

  4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

  5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

  6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an “Under Construction” sign.

  7. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

  8. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

  9. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

  10. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a pepsi in one hand and popcorns in the other.

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** Nice one

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…but just for your information, one-minute movie of your TV will weight 1.5GB space if you take it to the Net. **