- Did you get any under the tree?
- I think your balls are hanging too low.
- Check out Rudolph’s honker!
- Santa’s sack is really bulging.
- Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
- Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
- I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
- From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
- Can I interest you in some dark meat?
And the No.1 phrase that sounds dirty but isn’t:
- To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.