The Top 10 al-Queda Excuses For Why We Haven’t Heard From Bin Laden Since Tora Bora
By Archfiend, Happydayz, TKO, & Dawntreader
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Bin who? look, we’re just a pizza delivery service. Please leave us alone…please.
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The 72 virgins were delivered ahead of schedule … you’d be gone for 7 months too if you had 72 honeymoons to attend too.
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Osama got a bad case of stage fright and until he gets over it, no more public appearances.
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After al-Queda got kicked around in Afghanistan, Osama went to a Shaolin monastery to train. Until he’s able to snatch the pebble from his master’s hand he can’t leave.
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Not been heard from? Osama’s on channel 137 in Oman every night. Don’t you guys get that channel in America?
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He can’t come out to play since his mother grounded him for rough housing the family pet camel.
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Bin Laden has recently become addicted to Diablo II and now goes by the game name, Puff Jiggy.
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He’s with his tailor trying to figure out if he should wear the old military green outfit or the new military green outfit for the next video.
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He’s just been resting his eyes…for seven months.
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Osama has been too busy coming up with a recipe for al-Queda to use at bake sales to make more money. Once he perfects his recipe for “Osama’s Delicious Almond Nut Brownies” then America will tremble with fear!
**“define QUESTION ((bb) | | !(bb))” — *Shakespeare ***
[This message has been edited by 5Abi (edited July 18, 2002).]