Post anything you’v heard children say that u think was funny…
(found this from a website)
Some kid:
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. A good Muslim
I used to call crisps ‘crips’ and once my dad said: ‘Maar khana?’ and I said ’ Erm, ok’ because I assumed it was food- a banana to be exact
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mujhe shaadi karni hai ..
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lolllll 
crips rooooooock!!
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if you don't give me a sweet NOW, i'm gonna burp in your face!
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in school, when i was about, i dunno, 7 or something, i had this thing about sex being something that only evil people did - and two English girls who used to bully me a bit were loudly talking about how all our parents must've done it (they were a bit advanced for our age!) while we were jogging and i just whirled around and screamed, "Astaghfir-ullah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My parents NEVER did that - they're not evil sinners like YOUR parents!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i started hitting them...
they didn't tease me for ages after that
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i beat a boy when i was in class 3… the poor kid thought that he’ll scare. he didn’t know i scare guys 