since the last episode was such a hit and since i really don’t feel like working right now and my deadline is far far away i decided to continue with another episode of “Irem’s Adentures in the Taxi Cab” !!! 
well today was a unique one.
its moharram these dayz.
khair. i get into the cab. after sitting inside i realise the driver has these siraiki nohay on tape in children’s voices. nothing wrong with that. then he lights up his cigarette and starts smoking. weird but still nothing wrong with that.
the weird part is when he started kinda moving to the tune [which was not music but a noha!!!] and hitting on his steering wheel saying loudly YAA ALIIIIIII … !!! and then YA HUSSAINNNNN 
WHILE driving!!! i think he even smacked himself once or twice but i didn’t really wanna look at him so not sure.
i’m thinking, HELLOOOO, aap ko marnay ko shoq ho ga par mujhay nai hae plz drive carefully 
khair being the sweetness personified that i am :halo: i dint say anything and thought Allah Taala bus mujhay theek thaak daftar pohcha de !!!
also he had these coins on his dashboard and he was giving away some money to each beggar that came to the car. hmmmm.
then he’s like “ye tape se aap tang to nai ho reen” i’m like “nai ji bilkul nai”
a bit later he asked me “aap sindhi haen”…since i had wisened up from my previous experiences, i dint answer. then he was like “urdu speaking?” i was like “nai ji punjabi”. he’s like “kis ilaqay se” i’m like “ji jhelum k ilaqay se”. then he’s like “aap yahan seyr karnay aye hen ya yaheen rehti haen” i dint answer acting like i dint hear. he asks me again, at which point and i’m like curtly “nai ji idhar hi rehti hoon”. then he said something and i acted like i dint hear it. i think he was talking in thayt siraiki waise bhee which went over my head
then i was near my office. the freaky YAA ALII YA HUSAAIN maatam bit continued !!! and i was like yahan se morna hae etc. he’s like aap ke daftar mein kia kaam hota hae, i act like i dint hear. he’s like kitni fees hoti hae. i act like i dint hear. he asks again. i’m like “ji fees nai hoti computer ka kaam hota hae”. then he’s like “aap kee tankhwaah kitni hae” YEAH right! as if i was abt to tell him…! i was like “ji aap kyun pooch rahay haen” he dint say anything.
my office came. car stopped. i paid the fare. the driver was like rukein ji darvaza jam hae, mein aa ke kholta hoon. i tried to open, nai khula. he came out n opened door. i came out, sms’ed my friend while climbing up the stairs telling her abt the incident, came to the office n told my friendz abt the weird incident, and decided i shud’ve asked “aap kyun pooch rhay haen ji” when he asked me “aap sindhi haen”
phir mileyn gi…isi waqt isi jagah aik nayay qissay ke saath…!!! tab tak k lyay ijazat deyn…Pakistan Zindabad 
another adventure 
boht reserved behavior hoti hae meri.
I’ve had several embarassing situations…I once told someone I like to eat children!
