Husband and wife planned for a trip for few days.
They called for the Taxi. In the meantime then made sure, the bird was in the cage, cat was out in backyard house so it does not bother the bird, heater set to low and right when they got in to Taxi, the cat jumped back in the house.
Husband got out of the Taxi and to find the cat and after 10 minutes he got back in the Taxi and off they go to the airport.
He said,
“That stupid bytch gave me such a hard time. I had to run after her upstair, found her in closet. Had to cover her with my coat so she does not scratch me. Brought her fat @ss back down and finally had to throw her out in backyard where she really belongs.”
The Taxi driver was very quiet.
The wife whispered in to husband’s ear:
“Honey, thanks for the graphic detail, since I did not want the Taxi driver to know that no one would be home, I told him you went back to make sure you tuck in my mother and say good bye to her”.
