aik darzi hamesha appne customer ke kappron ka aik hessa chorri karta tha. job bhi kappra ata kisi ka bhi hota to wo darzi iss me se appne liye kaata tha.
aik raat ess darzi ke khowab me aya ke ye mar(died) chuka hai… fareshte iss ko maar rahe hain owr jo jo kappra ess ne chori kiya tha oss ka aik barda sa janndah (flag) banaya howa hai… sab fareshte iss ko maar rahe hain owr bool rahe hain ke ab tum logo ke kappre chorri karo gay?
ye darzi neend se jaag jata hai owr buhut darra howa hota hai… sobha jab dokan kholta hai to appne aik shagerd se kehta hai ke agar tum ne ab muje logo ka kappra chorri karte dekha to muj se bolna “master ji janndah…
kuch den baad aik customer buhut khobsorat kappra lata hai jab darzi oss kappre ko dekhta hai to oss se raha nahi jata … qanchi se jab kaatne lagta hai to oss ka shagerd bolta hai " master ji janndah” darzi ye sunn kar appne shagerd ko ghusse se bolta hai …
chup ho jao … oss janndeh me ye rang nahi tha
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hahahahh
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LOL
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Darzi Bhai on fire. 
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LOL, hahaha.
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^ OMG u know urdu???
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Ab sarey darzee Amreeka mein to nahin palay bardhay hotey naa Bibi Jee.
Pata hai, pata hai, urdu likhni pardhni nahin aati aapko. Waisey phone ghumaya tha aapnay us taileephoone nambar par? Baree mushkilon sey mobile phone liya hai apnay liyey, paisey bacha bacha kar.
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^ Uhmmm.. I know Urdu.. did I not get the joke 
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Sara where are you from ?? Im not from pakistan but I still know almost perfect Urdu...
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Darzi apnay kaamoun se baaz nahi ayega.
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Someone translate that into Eng plz. :)
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niceee
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Buy an urdu to English Dictionary 
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Why? I know Urdu, did I NOT UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE 
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well, then that means you don’t know urdu…lol
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For the benefit of "legbreakgoogly"
There once was a Tailor who would steal(keep excess) material(cloth) from his customers that came to his shop to get their clothes custom made.
One night he saw in his dream, that in the here after He was being thoroughly thrashed and beaten, and there was this "Flag" made from all the cloth he had stolen was being shown to him.
The next day when he goes to his shop, very scared by what he saw the night before he decides not to steal any more and he tells his assisstant to stop him from stealing if ever he starts again by reminding the Taylor, by saying "Sir the Flag" whenever the assisstant finds him stealing again.
After some time a customer brings very nice colorful material, and the Tailor could not resist and starts to cut out material for himself, just then his assisstant calls out "Sir the Flag"
The Taylor replies, be quiet, this color was not part of the Flag!!!
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unfortunately no..lol ....and I think this is how most human being are like..