Remember we had a “dramatic dialogs” thread a few weeks ago…so here is something along those lines, but you know how people say the strangest things when they are infatuated or in their most romantic moments…let’s jot them down here.
For example,
“I will bring the chand sitaarey for you if you marry me”
Jeez really 
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That kind of stuff.
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I'll catch a grenade for you
-Bruno Mars
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"mai tumahre payrr mai kutta ban gaya. woof woof."
not the exact quote. something like it. someone to someone on gs? it was cuteeeeeeeeeeeee
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lolllll
mey mitt gaya, barbaad ho gaya tumhari muhabbat mein.
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"I will bring the chand sitaarey for you if you marry me"
You already post most frequently spoken love dialogue. I dont have another. :@:
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I cannot live without you
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main tumharay bachchay kee maan bun'ne wali hoon ..
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What is dramatic about that TLK…I mean yeah…I am going to be the mother of your child is very realistic. No? What would be dramatic is “meri coke may tuhara bacha ug raha hai” 
OK that brings me to a joke:
Aishwarya Rai was shooting a film. She stood by a tree during a break and was drinking coke when a makhi stopped by her nose and said: “tumhari coke mey mera bacha hai.”
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if it is not dramatic then why every movie has a dhun dhun dhun soundtrack whenever a female utters that dialogue. ..
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if it is not dramatic then why every movie has a dhun dhun dhun soundtrack whenever a female utters that dialogue. ..
because her pregnancy come either when they had pre-marital sex or when the husband just lost his job or when he is about to divorce her for another woman, or at the weakest moment of their life. Hence the music.
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"main janti the tum eik rooz zaroor wapus aoo gaaay" - bakwas kertee hai....she had no idea.
"mairee subah tumharey naam sai hote hai, mairee sham tumharey naam sai hoee hai" - uth oyeee
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Agar tumhe paison se pyar hai toh apnay husband k saath raho....par agar tumhe zindagi ka sab se acha dost chaiye woh main hooN
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"main nai tumharey jism sai nahi, tumhari RUH sai pyar kia hai" - yeah right.
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Tum mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho (We all know how easy it is these days to fall in love and even more easy to move on :p)
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lollllllllllllll DC^ you’re a pro at this..lagta hai bohot dil toRay hain aap ney jawaani mein 
Sara, that dialog is so pathetic 
I would slap the dude/dudette…
Ashy 
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"main panch (5) bajey tak, naher waley pull per tumhara intezar karoon ga, ager tum nahi ayee tu usee pul sai kood ker jaan dai doon ga" - o rushi kapoor, tum naher main jaoo gaai tu neher ka sara pani baher a jayee ga motey...tum nahi marney k
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oh gawd!
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Main tumhe kyu badnaam karoon ga, maine tumhe apna naam dena hai
jab tum 8 bachoN ki ma ho gi main phir bhi tumse pyar karoon ga....hamesha