*The Stewardess*

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The
route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the
captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop
and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he
noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the
hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room.

“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one
is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not
Disturb’!”


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

I have read this joke like 5 times, thoroughly…

but i just don’t get it..

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/confused.gif

oh well, i am a bit slow..

oh i think i get it!

She put the 'do not disturb' sign up in the first place!?

maybe not..

lol what does it mean

LOL! She was blonde too wasn't she?


Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

she didn't get lucky?