The smiley stories

okay make up stories for all the smileys here i go

:wink: <— this smiley is very nice smiley but 1 day some 1 broke in his house and at gun point told him to stard winking, so he did- an hour passed by , 2 hours passed by poor guy kept winking. The suddenly the robber left

but his eye kept winking and winking and winking till this very day

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:fraudia: <— this right here is the hobo

one day he was very rich much like our company (GS UNION) but he too made the mistake of selling his shares. so one day the stock market crashed and this poor guy got bankrupt.
so he started selling drugs on streets and became a “playa”. so he was all happy and rich again till one day, sm1 snitched on him. The ghetto he was living in had crooked cops so they took all him money and beat him up and blackmailed him.
so he made a run for it. every since then he’s been homeless and a hobo

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and then he found the gun that robbers left at his house and he took that gun pointed at his head and hit the trigger … but no it didnt work… he tried it again … and again no luck…

then he read kalima and pointed towards problem eye and hit the trigger and the problem was solve… :sadaf:

na rahi eye aur nahi rahi problem…

The end !

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:k337:<-- one day the pretty penguin went to a ball.Prince Charming was also there.He asked her for a dance .she said she cant dance but the prince insisted so when she danced it was like this–>:K337:

seeing it everyone was like -->:eek: is this a dance?

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nahiiiiiiiii is smiley ki diff story hai :smilestar:

winking wale ke diff hai

then one day on the street he opened his very own dahbaah :daaghu2: and started selling burgers with kfc fries (he stole the kfc fries recipe when he use to work in kfc for $6/hr) he started making money… and became rich again :champ:

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when esix washed his face on eid he did this->:champ:

:mocking:

and after he washed his face no one reconized him so they thought he is some stranger so they threw tamataaar @ him :tamatarr:

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:tamatarr: what lifey does when she calls bobby, Bobby

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THE END :waves:

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nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii abhi to shru hui hain the smiley stories :smilestar:

K337 was very excited one day till all the kids in her street gather’d up and started calling her old buddhi mai and pengu was all like this ---->:aj:

and i was all like —>:omg:

and lifey was all like ---->:lifey: with kids

and bh was all like ---->:gadha:

no i was like :smilestar: to Esix… hanstay nahi hain kesi paar … bura wakat tum par bi aa sakta hai…

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then i was all like :bummer:

BH was like :mad: and :kursi:

K337 and Lifey were like :khumar:

then later they did this :lifey:

i was all :frowning: