Terok Singh was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman’s saree.
He asked her “Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph” The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to a hospital. He was surprised to see Butol Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse condition.
Butol explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work.He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay
there for the night. The Owner replied, “I have 2 grownup daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”.
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, “I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”. He went to the next house and asked, “Do you have
grown up daughters?”
The Owner asked WHY???" Butol replied, " I
wanted to stay here for a night…"
The rest is history.
When you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive!!
Ali_R
October 9, 2001, 4:45pm
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kyoun Ali, bari hansi aa rahi hay!!!
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jeenius
October 10, 2001, 10:20am
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ab agar aap ko samajh nahin aaee to doosron ko to hansnein dein na!!!
waisay… agar kal aap ko aisay hee hansi aa jaaye to samajh lena kay aap ko samajh aa gaee !!!
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Ali_R
October 10, 2001, 12:35pm
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Haan na…aap ne kiya apni aanke band ki howi hai
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Pare gi to samaj aye gi
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN , na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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Originally posted by jeenius:
** ab agar aap ko samajh nahin aaee to doosron ko to hansnein dein na!!!
waisay… agar kal aap ko aisay hee hansi aa jaaye to samajh lena kay aap ko samajh aa gaee !!!
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very funny!!!
mujhe samajh aa gayi thi. and i laughed too!!! itni bhi duffer nahi houn…
aru btw, mai nai logon ko hansnay say nahi roka..
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<<meray saath reh gayi, ikk meri arzoo>>
jee mujhe parhna aata hay! aur parha bhi! aur hansi bhi! bass aap ki hasi bardasht nahi huwi…
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ab dosti hay to thori boht dushmani bhi to hay na
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!!
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<<meray saath reh gayi, ikk meri arzoo>>
Ali_R
October 11, 2001, 1:15am
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Waise muje yeh bataye ke aap kiya cheez hai…dil karta hai ke…
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Bus ek dafa mere saamne aye zara me theek karke rakk du
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN , na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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…
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phir tang aa gaye.. o ho.. yaar itni jaldi nahi.. ab to mai yehien houn aati jaati rahoun gi, abhi say to tang naa ayain, abhi to shuruwat hay
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aisay chalta raha to aap ki batain yahan par censor ho jayain gi… log kahain gai kay aap violence phela rahay hain..
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jeenius
October 11, 2001, 8:29am
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Ali…
baki sab to theek hai… jo marzi karna…
taang tor dena… baazo kaat dena…
laikin yeh kaam nahin karna:
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kyounkay woh yahan censor ho jaye ga… aur hum sab nahin dekh sakein gay!!!
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Jeenius iZ in the M iNd
… but i’m insane in the b raiN
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@ ^
Ali wasnt feeling well, yeh sab parh kar to aur kharab ho jayain gai…!!
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[This message has been edited by Destinee (edited October 11, 2001).]
Ali_R
October 11, 2001, 11:16pm
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KON censore karne wala hai?? Admin to mera JIGGAR HAI
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Waise aap ne mera kiss nahi accept kiya
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lagta hai jeenius se jaalne ki bhuuu a rahi hai…Aap ko bhi DESTINEEEEE
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN , na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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jeenius
October 11, 2001, 11:42pm
14
jeenius...
... has been reduced to ahses!
Jeenius iZ in the M iN*d *
... but i'm insane in the b rai*N *
Aaaaalliiiiii!!! u may take ur kiss back. karna hay faizy bhai ko kariye ga
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aap kay jigar jo thehray!!!
hey, dont pick on jeenius!! he’s a really nice friend of mine, 6 years say janti houn!!
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tang karna hay to mujhe tang karna, jeenius ko nahi… woh heart patient hain …
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jeenius
October 12, 2001, 1:55am
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uuuuuuuurgh!!!
not another one of those dil-kay-attacks!!
i'm tired of 'em!
Jeenius iZ in the M iN*d *
... but i'm insane in the b rai*N *
oh, to phir shuru ho gaye kya.. aap ko itni baar kaha hay doctor kay paas jao.. nahi jatay.. phir ho gya to mujhe matt kuch kehna..ok!!
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jeenius
October 12, 2001, 9:26am
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meray “dil-ka-daaktar” abhi tak mughe iss dunya mein nahin mil saka
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Jeenius iZ in the M iNd
… but i’m insane in the b raiN
betay dekh ker zara.. ‘daaktar’ dhondtay dhondtay ‘surgon’ na mil jai..
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Ali_R
October 12, 2001, 12:05pm
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I may but I won’t…
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abh to puppy shuppy ho gayi
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN , na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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