**4 thoze of u who dun already know, theze r da rulez dat r in effect in ev relationship 
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The female always makes the rules.
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These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
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No male can possibly know all the rules.
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If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
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The female is never wrong.
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If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
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If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize
for causing the misunderstanding. -
The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
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The male must never change his mind without express written
consent of the female. -
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
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The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants
him to be angry or upset. -
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether
she wants him to be calm, angry or upset. -
Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
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The female always gets the last word!
(*) These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.
All rules are null and void under the PMS Exception Law
