The Rhyming Thread 07

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Oh dear, oh 5abi,
**Why are you so scabby **
:halo:

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get it out of you head, inzi doesnt rock
he comes out of dressing room high on smelly socks

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the cat in your avatar looks sick Khumar
i belive she has namoonia and bukhaar

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:mocking:

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hey hey stop picking on my gulabo
atleast she’s working on not being a fatso :snooty:

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here u go:
good morning how do u do all
dead tired cant recognize me own pal

I hate my books now I hate knowing the diseases
even in tis warm weather, ma mind gonna freezes’

oh well i gotta do wat i gotta do
hope i dont end up bein a loo loo

oh I should also mention AE in my rhyming
seems like a spotless perfect timming

AE will u be my lawyer once emma physician
hope u find prince charming as well a musician

who can sing u the name of EMM every day n night
so u would see the stars of EMM even in a day bright :dixsi:

u have to remember to save ur client from a sue
ill give u free treatment for ur kids who have flue :wink:

we will rock the boat together my girl so y not take ma hand
mil kar ham donouN baja deiN geiN maddy n cressi ka band :smokin:

do we have a deal?
promise i wont steal :clown:

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maddy maddy, i dont swing that way,
im so sorry, come back another day

Don't think you can bring me down,
boy its futile to take my crown

AE I know we're both so far apart,
but you'll always have a place, close to my heart.

And gay maddy, wants to take that place,
but if he comes near, i'll smack his face

or maybe i'll send after him, our dear khumaar,
she'll beat him silly, giving him a bukhaar

nah but im sorry, maddy aint that bad,
but damn he is old enough to be my dad

I have no idea, what hez doing with his life,
My deepest apologies, to his unlucky wife

I'll now move on, and talk about Emma,
She is Gupshup's biggest dilemma,

shez a doctor yes, but dont ask her for advice
before giving u one, she'll give you a price,

She thinks shez all that with her cutie patootie,
however her cat looks like a big pile of doodie,

Talking about her is making me waste my time,
So with that, I'm going to end my rhyme

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cressi :smash:

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EMM Aunty went to the Caribbean to become a doctor
instead she ended p becoming Cafe’s moderator :lajawab:

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hahahaha paindoo 5abi aya
daikhou daikhou abb kiya laya

daita kuch nahee buss bhnagra daalta hai
phir dheeray dheeray gana sunaDa hai

pa’ jii sutay o’? mainey awaaz di
suta si, koi baat unnay nai ki

koi gal nai fir kaddi I will talk to u
yes punjabi is a gr8 part of u :k:

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:hoonh:

jealous

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arey haan, urdu mein to rhyming maari nahi,
is zabaan mein, maddy ki phaari nahi,

chalo ab urdu mein, shuruu kerte hain,
aao bachon, hum tumhare guru bante hain,

pehle tareef to kerlun, Angel eyes ki,
aur kichayi kerun, uske guys ki

baghairat log peeche ajate hain,
meri pyaari si AAPI ko satatey hain,

urdu rhyming kerne mein maza aata hai,
araam se sab dimagh se nikal jaata hai

lekin yaar, phatima nazar nahi arahi?
kaafi dino se rhymes nahi maar rahi,

Naazuq si hai, jaise ho lakri,
leker chalti hai saath apne bakri

phati perhayi mein itna dil nahi lagao,
chup chaap apni bas bakriyan bhagao

mein abhi class mein hoon, dekho mein to nahi perh raha,
lekin pagal kutton ki tarah behta, zaruur hoon sarr raha,

bas daer ghantey mein sab hojaiga khatam,
aur itni daer mein khana bhi hojaiga hazam,

to phir jaonga, kerunga kuch khana peena,
shirt phaar ke dikhaonga kuriyon ko apna seena,

(Sorry last line jaa nahi rahi thi..)

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LOL

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EMM:

sounds like a sweet deal
as long as u dont feed me brain stew for a meal

partners in crime 4ever we’ll be
as long as u dont charge me any doctor fee
soon we’ll have maddy, crescent, and 5abi serving us tea :cb:

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:smilestar: :hoonh: ^

crescent:

everyone knows AAPI is a code word wink
no need to hide it anymore u sick nerd

:cb: :stuck_out_tongue: :hula:

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are you sure u want me to say what is true?
do you really want me to, confess it all through?

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we got sum good rhymers
but ill turn u all into lil whiners:dixsi:

no1 can beat canpaki:smokin:
no im tellin u the truth…sachi

not only in inglish i rhyme
but bengali,hindi,and the language of crime(:smack:)

AE whys every1 after u
maddy n cressi there soo cooo coo

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When I was born, God said to me,
What a perfect couple, you and tali will be.

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:clap:

hey hey guess what i’m back
to prove once and for all that canpaki is wack

i see shes not here right now
i cant believe she left wow

she said she was going to be floodin’ all day
but she didnt even last two hours today

how long can we keep going this way?
who will give up and who is here to stay?

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Although our relation is just a small squiggle,
but she had me in love, with her taligiggle