The Rhyming Thread 07

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oh why oh why didn't i pick on maddy
and his so called accent that is so fakey

he pretends to sound all brit
when we all know that he is just faking it

why did i used the word fake two times
as a certain guppy would say..."chime" :>

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u little m worth more than a dime
u will earn as u grow through time:chai:

go n shower how long has it bin
u proly stink like a dirty garbage tin

khair take care
n get ur butt of the chair

go n study
my ex-buddy:hoonh:

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Uff.. in that case you missed out a word. You should have written “Everyone is screwed” or “Everyone’s screwed”.

Brummies can’t speak English right
All they can do is race riot and fight

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oh look …were not even mentioned:naraz:
for this huny…u will get detention

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roses are red
violets are blue
AE said she adores me
and i say, oh i do too :blush:

i can’t stop thinking in rhymes now
oh phati…what have you done now :mad:

i’m not a rhyming sorta girl
heck, poetry made my head swirl

but it’s coming to this
my facebook posts now consists
of certain phrases that rhyme :bummer:

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:smack:
canni you dont read my rhymes
with open eyes

i said “and more”
which includes you…thats fo sure :smiley:

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**Londoners think they’re it, **
But they’re not one bit.
:hoonh:

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i agreeeee
completeleeeeee

:dhimpak:

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o woops…u see
my eyesight is very week

i wus born that way
not my fault…wut can i say

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:snooty:

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brummies will be brummies
when londoners beat ur arse
run to ur mummies :snooty:

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swty ur gettin the hang too
but not where u guys are all coo coo

ill be back
gta make my sister a hot-dog rack

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:rotfl:

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Boyz play good today thanks to Allah
They was hit everything in sight with their balla

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please inzi dear
dnt be such a daft (what rhymes with dear?!)

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for some reason
inzu is he teasin?

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Cafe was abuzz with the talk of Khumar
Lil they knew she had gone to see her Raj Kumar

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swty beer,fear,ear,shear,queer,deer,rear,

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:omg:
Inzi does really rock.
**If you know the guy then that is no shock **
:bummer: :snooty:

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awww lookie
there is a rhyme for me

fabi deary shush oye :wink:
don’t be revealing my secrets…like i don’t like soy