Santa asks: Who are you?
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Santa: Nasha har gham ko bhula deta hai …
Santa: Doctor, yeh poolon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents…
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Sadhu: Bachcha, teri biwi ko chudail chipak gayee hai. Upaay karvaao.
Banta: Upaay? Baba, agar do behenein galay mil rahi hain to is mein harj hi kya hai ?
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
