The reason why Shoaib has been banned...

according to a member of the ICC panel (who wishes to remain unnamed) the (unconfirmed) reason Shoaib got banned was;

“because he is a paki b@$&^rd…”

Michael Holding who is a member of the panel has said he is willing to show the young speedster how to tug his forelock and lick boots of the old colonial masters until they are happy with his action again.

“the best action for a fast bowler from Pakistan is to learn to get down on his knees” said Holding.