The Real Story of Bill Clinton
Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at
the
last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a
replacement
at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very
grubby
looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his
chief
of
staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such
short
notice.Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his
fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief
of
staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to
be
a
very good chef.The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a
little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have
stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until
finally
he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the
bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon,
scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now
he
was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated
that
he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally
found
a
door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in. He
suddenly
realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s
office
with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass
out,
she bent over him and heard her President whisper in a barely
audible
voice,
“sack my cook”.And that, friends, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred!!
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dam rigth its good