The problems of "HE" and "SHE"

The problems with “HE” as thought by “SHE”

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don’t MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON’T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON’T, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAIN.

Re: The problems of “HE” and “SHE”

SHE thinks that all the HEs are the same :chai:

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:bummer:Rahul is speechless

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bolti band

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kya kahoon ab
dono jaga say phassa hua hoon:bummer:

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then change your nick to un_dono_ka_rahul:)

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hmmm… :chai:

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Nothing to Accept cos all the above situations are ''hypothetical'' ....every situation is with "If ..this and If that ... ''

So I dont belive it ... for example ..if a girl smokes shes bad ..who says so .. and jab mard smoke karey to he aint gentalman .. hes in the same gutter as the girl cos ....smoking is not good for both thier health .........

All loads of junk ..

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:clap::clap::clap:
but u frgt to mention buddy
when u wear a skirt he says: ur lukin very nice
but if he wears a skirt u ll say ur disgusting

when u talk to any male he ignores
but when he talks to any female u bcme :kursi: right!

but still u cnt avoid him
u accept him n love him
ur love increases day by day for him,
n u cant imagine ur life without him hai na !

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hmmmm:confused:

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:hehe:

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:clap::clap::clap: …Very Good ..

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;)

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???
daant q nikal rahay hain

Re: The problems of "HE" and "SHE"

aj hi dentist se polish kerwaye hain na isliye acha chalo apko ager bill ata hai to yeh lein:)

Re: The problems of "HE" and "SHE"

mujhay bill q ayega
wo dentist to appk daant polish kar k Allah ko pyara hogaya

Re: The problems of "HE" and "SHE"

no wo mara nai tha comma me chaala gaya tha but when mene unko apki socks smell kerwayi to wo hosh me agaye the dnt u remember honey.

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Behave you guys :emmy:

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app k hath me any say pehay to sock bilkul theek thin
app k hath ka he kamal lagta hai

Re: The problems of “HE” and “SHE”

:hmmm:idea bura nahi hai