Dick Cheney walks in the oval office and sees the President whooping and hollering.
“What is the matter Mr. President ?”. The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time! ". The President beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 years’ but I did it in a month!”.
