The Perfect Riddle (Must Read!)

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!!

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Women, end scrolling here. Men, keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Also, come to think of it… if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen either.

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Jeenius iZ in the MiNd
… but i’m insane in the braiN

[This message has been edited by jeenius (edited October 11, 2001).]

Though Its old one.. But Its funny !!!

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oh to khulay aam ladies ki insult ho rahi hay. lekin u should know that larkiyan boys say zyada intelligent hoti hain. driving a car is not a big deal..!!!!


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yeh aap ke rahi hai jiska…

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hai nahi (oops

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) lagta hai ab muje juute khaane pare ge

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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ab agar aap khud jootay khanay kay liye tayyar hain to theek hay. mujhe koi eiteraaz nahi

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see its gonna be like. do jootay subha nashtay main, do nashtay say pehlay, do nashtay kay baad, do lunch say pehlay aur do lunch kay baad, do dinner say pehlay aur do dinner kay baad, aur do sonay say pehlay aur do sonay kay baad…
yeh schedule theek hay…

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a perfect joke

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i didn’t scroll down where u ended with woman

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so true no santa no perfect man

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~Live With Dignity, Respect Humanity~

Stick to the topic

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Is Joke me ladkiyon ki hajaamat ho rahi hai ladko ki nahi

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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larkoN ki mai apni taraf say kar rahi houn…!!!


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hey guys and gals dont fight…
pyar se raho na…
pyar se raho ge to sub khush rahein ge

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and hey GTG i am sure u never scrolled down…
u r right no perfect man exists…

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!