There are several men in the locker room of a private club after working out.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, It’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat… It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
“How much?”
“Only $1,500.00”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much…”
“Ahhh - and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! Before we hang up, something else…”
“What?”
“It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and then I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and I saw that house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acres of park area…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have enough in the bank to cover it…”
“Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?”
“OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye… I do too…”
The man hangs up, then holds the phone above his head and asks all those present:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
lol hahahaha!