Once there was an old man sitting on a bench reading the newspaper. Suddenly a Punk with Rang-bharangey hair came and sat next to him listening to his CD Player. The old man started staring at this guy’s hair. When the guy noticed the old man staring at him, he asked “What’s wrong old-timer, never done anything wild in your life?”
To this, the old man replied “Well, I once got drunk and ______ with a parrot and I was just trying to figure out if you were my son”
