So Prince William and Kate Middleton are tying the knot tomorrow, Cafe brings you the official Royal Wedding game
The game is pretty simple, you are asked to perform some tasks and also make some predictions in advance. If those predictions come true give yourself points and keep track of your score throughout the game yourself.
Rules
Make 5 Predictions BEFORE start of the wedding’s live coverage in this thread. Award yourself 50 points for each prediction comes true. The prediction can be something like “Elton John will appear wearing a Pink Lehnga” or “Prince William will ride a white horse to the venue”. Just use your imagination. OBVIOUS events like “they will exchange voews” or “Kate will wear white dress and carry a bouquet” are NOT legit predictions (although you can predict type of flowers in bouquet.
Now the things you are suppose to do while watching the coverage.
Every time Queen appears on TV screen, stand up and sing at the top of your lungs “God shave the Queen”. Give yourself 0 point if you live in Bradfordistan. 100 points - if you live with some patriotic English house-mates.
Every time you see Deputy Prime Minister sing “Mr Lonely by Akon” (just for the kicks)
Elton John, how can we forget him! Any Royal venue is incomplete without him - So every time you see him on screen stand-up, wave your hands in air and sing “like candle in the wind”. Give yourself 10 points (50 points for a lipstick wearing Guppy or a Smoking [not be mistaken for “hotness”] Guppan. A proof is required to claim these points.)
Every-time Prince Charles comes on screen - wipe imaginary tears with tissue and drink one glass thanda thanda pani and sing some sad song.
It’s inevitable that some “maroon” will draw parallels with Prince Charles & Diana’s wedding - Every time THAT happens - MOON the TV screen. (Make sure that room is locked and curtains are down and NO- we don’t want a proof of this activity. ) Give yourself 5 points (Jungle mao moor nacha kisne dekha! )
Guppies are also invited to give ideas for more fun/point-scoring activities in this thread.
I dont even get the day off so… damn the Royals for wasting valuable time and money not to mention hundreds of guys like me will be out on the line just for some Royal nuptials.
I would like to wish my comrades in the Met good luck.
I predict Met deputy Tariq Gafur will no doubt be present at this occasion, though him and his like should be locked in the cells for a night becuase he sold us all out to Privateers… oh well.
100 points - if you live with some patriotic English house-mates.
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