The Official Moron Test

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Answer the following 13 questions, then scroll down and check your
answers. DON’T CHEAT!!! When you are done, count the number correct
and see how you compare to others.

  1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

  3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

  4. How many outs are there in an inning?

  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?

  6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2 and then add 10.

  7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples
    are you left with?

  8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

  9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many
    sheep are left?

  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

  11. A butcher in the market is 5’ 20" tall. What does he weigh?

  12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

  13. What was the President’s name in 1960?

NO CHEATING

Here are the answers…

  1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
  2. One. You can only be born once.
  3. Tweleve. All of them have at least 28 day.
  4. Six. Don’t forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
  5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow!
  6. Seventy. 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
  7. Two. You take two apples… therefore, YOU have TWO
  8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00 and the second
    at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only an hour
    has passed.
    9.Nine. Like I said, all BUT nine die.
  9. I didn’t know that Moses had an ark?
  10. Meat…that is self-explanaory.
  11. TWELVE… it is a dozen.
  12. Bill Clinton… As far as I know, he hasn’t changed his name

So, how did you do?

13 correct…GENIUS… you ARE good!
10-12 correct…ABOVE AVERAGE…but don’t get a swelled head
7-9 correct… AVERAGE… but who want to be average?
4-6 correct…SLOW…pay attention to the question.
1-3 correct IDIOT… what else can I say.
0 correct…CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON ! ! !

[This message has been edited by mastaan (edited April 05, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by mastaan (edited April 05, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by mastaan (edited April 05, 1999).]

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maaaaan, i'm only average!!!

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hehehhe.....i feel so undesirable right now!! Bombed. Big time!!