2 nuns went through the woods to get to the convent before Mother Superior raised questions. In the woods, they came across a wood cutter who engaged in sexual congress with both of them.
When they left the woods, one nun said to the other, ‘Tell everyone we were raped twice’. To which the other nun said, ‘Why, we only did it once’.
The other nun remarked, ‘I know, but we’re going back in the woods’.
