A Palestinian family wanted to get ahead in life and came to the decision that to do so, they had to convert to
Judaism. So they went to see the Rabbi and asked him how.
The Rabbi said, “There is the easy way and there is the hard way. The easy way is to go to religious school
and study morning, noon and night for seven years and if at the end you pass, you can be converted.”
“So, what’s the hard way?”, the family asks.
“I’ll show you”, says the Rabbi, as he leads them down to the edge of town where there’s a minefield. He says,
“If you cross this, you will have proved your determination and I will convert you on the spot.” So the father
crosses and miracle of miracles! He makes it!
Next the mother crosses and, following in his footsteps, she makes it too. Both are converted on the spot.
Then the children try but before very long there’s a loud explosion and they disappear, at which the Rabbi
exclaims, “Oh! What a tragedy!”
The parents turn to him and say, “Who cares, they were only Arabs!”
This is not funny, why are you against us, the Muslims.
You posted a joke in the rated R section that was another slant against the Muslims because you used a Muslim name "Ahmed" in that joke when that joke originally had an american name.
Get a life, dude, you dont want the whole forum including the admins and moderators on your behind. Are you a Ahmedi ? Hindu ? or a jew ? because the first 2 choices already have been ex-communicated from this forum - KAPISH.
it seems that people can look at this joke from 2 points of views, the first being that which has already been expressed and secondly my view which is an indigtment on the whole attitude with which the jews regard every other race that are non jewish. the joke illustrates that even their own blood take on an inferior status after the parents acquire the full characteristics of being jewish. in other words the joke illustrates that you cant trust a jew even if they are your parents!!
kapish!!
and ZMAN as far as the ahmed joke goes, AHMED is the name that is used in the joke here in the UK, dont know nothing about americans (why do people assume everyone is from America on here) and to explain that joke the point is that it is a reflection on pakistani attitudes in general as to how there is an element of jealousy present in our society/culture when someone is successful or doing good, but as soon as something bad happens then everyone is on his back giving him a hard time. understand???
do i really have to explain these jokes, why do u all (not everyone of course) just look at the surface, there is so much more underneath. so get a sense of humour and stop trying to show what a great paki/muslim u are!!
i apologise for any offence caused!!!
Apology accepted acdc07. Why would I be jealous of you ? and along the same lines what good are you doing that makes you think that everyone, especially me, is jealous of you? I do agree with you about the general tendencies of people being jealous and jump on the individual when something bad/wrong happens, but, my friend this is general human nature, so , please , do not lump this characteristic to Pakistanis only. I'm sure if you look at the Brits you will find a lot of these traits.
Personally, I think, Brits are the scum of this earth(we have a lot of examples in history to back this statement) and for you to have this thought process while living in the British environment is quite understandible.
hey zman, we think the same of the yanks!!!!
if the british have the history of such characteristics, then the yanks are fast catching up with that this century!!!
as far as the jealousy issue is concerned it is something that seems to be more pronounced with the pakistani elder generation in this country, though thankfully things seem to be getting better, so its just a reflection, so laugh with me and the whole world will laugh with you!! (by the way i didnt say u were jealous of me, not something im prone to saying) but i understand since u r living in an american envoironment, it explains alot!1
acdc07: You're a worthy opponent, lets not get bogged down with intricacies of he said, she said crap. I think we can, or at least I can, learn a lot by exchanging views with you. As far as goras go, yanks or Brits, they are scum and I guess the yanks will catch up to the Brits pretty quickly.
Lets Rock 'n Roll. I am having a hard time thinking of anything new cause I am sleepy since I had a very heavy lunch(Thai Food). I have an idea, we can go in somones thread and post our views.
Lets help 'em out or mess with their minds.
Later on
zman
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zaman and acdc why dont you get together and penetrate each other you gandoos and give us all a laugh....looking at your love/hate relationship it seems you have found love on the net (sic) :)
Jaangli : Is this all you can come up with. come on man, give me a challenge of the minds, computers, politics, religion. You cant, because you dont have the guts or the intelligence. Get out of puberty, get some education, read some books and then maybe you can come after me.
Later
Zman
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Hey Coolio2, you are a strange one. You are not for the Pakistanis nor are you for the Muslims. Watch your step dude, you know what happened to Jaangli(a Gupshupp nick).