The New Element, Wo

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
  2. Boils at room Temperature
  3. Freezes without any known reason
  4. Melts if given special treatment

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

  1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
  2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
  3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

  1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
  2. Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

  1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
  2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

**POTENTIAL HAZARDS: **

  1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
  2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

**NOTE: **
New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates. If you have found some properties not listed above, please advise us.


~ mera Junoon, meri DIL KI BAAT hai!!!

I read it in a junk email before!

I love the part about serface usually covered in a thin painted film!

There is another one about the element MAN!

Yeah I liked that bit best of all too!

That was so funny!

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Now lets have one for men!

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

That describes me to the bone!!!!


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