Lets play a game. Its simple:
so let me begin:
Once upon a time, in fact a VERY long time ago…
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It was dark, gloomy and Nawab was listening to WILL.I.AM Heartbreaker Feat. Cheryl Cole..
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whereas the Cheryl was watching an old game of Ashley Cole on TV when he was at Chelsea…
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an asteroid slammed into the earth and everything was fried. The end.
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suddenly, lights go out and blenders goes off, the azan alarm goes off. It was fajr time.
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But what is this Karim Abduljabbar Singh sees in the sky? Another asteroid. This one looks like it is the mother of the last one. Annihilation is certain.
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The asteroid that looked like the size of moon as it approached Earth, broke down into a piece of blazing rock the size of a tennis ball by the time it entered Earth’s atmosphere and landed straight on @queer instantly burning a hole through the body and killing him. @queer remained the only thing annihilated. He took one for the team
Queer was gone, so everyone lived happily ever after
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But since only queer’s magnificient body had a hole, they transplanted his head onto shahruck khan noonien’s body. He was now a foot shorter, but what the heck.
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It was later learnt it was not basketball player Karim Abdul JabbarSingh who spotted the mother asteroid, but 70s Tamil Nadu batsman Addul Jabbar, who was providing batting tips to Dhoni - a vain effort.
They later realized that shahrukh Khan’s body had a hole too. In fact many years of probing research and millions of dollars of funding later, humanity came to a conclusion that every body has a hole
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Nawab realized the holes in his heart have lost too much through them. He turns up the volume on Will I AM’s Heartbreaker. Closes his eyes, and leaves his body for good gracefully
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But He isn’t dead yet… in fact he changes his mind and decides to die after a week, because tomorrow he gotta watch a dance show. YESSSSSSS.
Turn up the energy, or better yet, kick things up a notch, at a high-stepping Queer’s Chitiya Kalayiaan Dance show.
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Tuesday morning. The brachiosaurus family have spent the long weekend chewing on the isabgol forest with great intent. Now they have paused at actress’ yard for much needed relief. A slow rumble begins as their collective colons begin the familiar motions. “Holey sh*t”, screamed detective TLK as he jumped into his 1992 Toyota Corolla LX. Despite the 200,000 miles, it still gave 32 miles to the gallon.
32 miles later, tlk realized that he had only one gallon in his tank. He was wondering why he did not wait for the brachiosaurus finish their business, as he was an expert of converting animal crap into biogas and could used that as fuel. Just then, he heard knocking from his car trunk. It was actress who was hiding there.
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Actress was stowing away in the trunk of TLK’s car, wanting to start a new life and identity, hoping and praying that no one would recognize her
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But then the Red dragon appeared out of nowhere and tossed the pretty Actress in the Fiery lava pit and She died.
Why? Why do you want to start a new life and new identity? - asked TLK.
“I was very immature and dramatic. I am mature now. I need new identity” - actress replied.
“No way Jose, it’s not possible”- screamed someone from behind a big rock. It was Teggy.
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Perhaps TLK had lost his senses so he couldnt believe that Actress was dead, long dead. When he was busy blogging.
TLK : Oh she isnt moving, I think she is dead.
Teggy : She must be faking, Leave her and let’s eat Mcflurry with M&Ms.
Jumping back into 1992 Toyota Corolla LX, playing the song loud Dance Basanti
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“This baarat vapis the going!” Teggy was furious. Jose’s big dark eyes looked exasperated. They had only been dating for three months now but Jose already felt bored. He eyed TLK with mild interest.