1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugarbowl’s empty and so is your head.
2- After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes
3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space
9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it’s true, I’d prefer you inside out.
12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
13-I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
14-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
15-My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell
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