All right folks … lets get the most LAME Joke Contest up and running.
Think of the most dumb of all the jokes and post it here.
Here are a few:
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why don’t lions eat clowns?
cause they taste funny
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree …
He was dead!
What’s a Ghost’s Favorite desert???
I Scream!!!
What do fish smoke?
Seaweed!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where’s my tractor?
what the heck ... here are some few more ...
A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
knock knock ... who's there? ... brain!! ... brain who? ...exactly
George W Bush
Why are Norwegians so good at editing text on Linux machines?
They're vi-kings! (remember: vi - editor)
why do you use the internet
coz you don't care about ure fathers bill...
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*Originally posted by g3nu1n3: *
what the heck ... here are some few more ...
A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
knock knock ... who's there? ... brain!! ... brain who? ...exactly
George W Bush
Why are Norwegians so good at editing text on Linux machines?
They're vi-kings! (remember: vi - editor)
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I think these jokes would go for the Worst jokes i have heard in my life....
Why don't Pollocks eat pickles?
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They can't fit their head in the jar.
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*Originally posted by Goliko: *
I think these jokes would go for the Worst jokes i have heard in my life....
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Thats the whole point of this thread :D
Knock Knock!
Who dat?
Me!
^^ LOL
Ok here goes nothing:
why did the old lady cross the road ?
to go to the post office, did u think that was funny ?
"no"
neither did she it was shut!
lol !
why doesnt santa buy a ferrari
coz he cant even afford a bmx cycle
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*Originally posted by g3nu1n3: *
Thats the whole point of this thread :D
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That's what i am commenting for....:)...i guess u have already won the contest:)
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*Originally posted by g3nu1n3: *
Ok here goes nothing:
why did the old lady cross the road ?
to go to the post office, did u think that was funny ?
"no"
neither did she it was shut!
lol !
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lol...