in your life 
Mine was tooooo embarrassing
and its between the cafe crowd and myself
dont tell to anyone 
Way back - sometime in the mid nineties, after completing my training on the job I was given a small section to manage. I had a small office of my own.
So, I sat facing the door, my back to the wall and anyone coming to see or visit me would sit in front, on the other side of the table. So there was this final year engineering student, totally chique 
, Ms. something something, she was offered a 3 months internship in my department.
The boss brought her to my office and left her there asking me to explain to her the training schedule the assignments etc etc.
Now JB saaab, totally TUNN 
buhat impression shimpression maar rahay thaay - angraizi bool bool kar
and I was also rocking my chair backwards and forwards, my toes on the ground.
Phirr pata nahi kya hua 
the chair rocked toooo much on its way backwards, and I didnāt realize that the gap between the chair and the wall behind it was too much, enough to accomodate a chair. The chair went all the way backwards, and I seemed to be falling backwards with it, in slow motion and then I found myself still sitting in my chair, in a horizontal position, my back on the floor, both legs high up in the air, and the soles of my shoes smiling at Ms. something somethingā¦
omgggggg
omggggggggggggggggggggg
Why didnāt I die that day 
The only comment I gave, while getting up in a NORMAL way, with a perfectly poker face āKaisi chairs banatay hain yeh loog, iss kay legs balanced nahi haiN, change karni paRay giā 
okay now my cat is out of the bag
its time to show your kittens
classic
James chachooās the best 
