There were 2 burglars who decided to rob a house.As they robbed,they took all the the expensive & high quality things.
The burglars heard the couples coming inside.One hid behind the sofa,& one hid in a closets top shelf.
The wife said “Kambaqt choor ho nai zayvur(jewelry) chora leya!”
Then the husband replied “Koi baat naheen..uppur vala dega…”
“Kambaqt choor ho nai t.v bhee chora leya!”
“Koi baat naheen..uppur vala dega..”
“Kambaqt choor ho nai paysay (money) chora leya!”
“Koi baat naheen..uppur vala dega..”
As the burglur who was hiding on top of the closet shelf thought…
“Kya yeh log mujhe se he pooching ghai up nai cheezon kay leya…Sofa kay peeche jo chupa hai usay naheen poochen ghai!!!”
pl may have heard this before…
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