So, He says, “Come and break my jaw.”
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=3566787&postcount=131
So I say, “Baby, gimmi your address.”
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=3566810&postcount=133
So, the brave MAN says, “I just sent you my complete location.”
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=3566813&postcount=134
So I check my PM and see one from him which says:
"192 strathdon drive, London, UK" (Cant paste the PM link)
So, I tell him this is just a street name. How am I supposed to reach you with this? Give me the area name/phone number. So our brave man says:
“…ok i’ll give you the directions as well. go to Finchley Road station on Jubilee line in London, come out of the station, turn left, get the third road on the left, my house is the 8th on the left. i’m waiting there…”
Right, so I said since 'meray aadmi are very poor at following directions and since our BRAVE MAN was so eagerly waiting for me there, he should provide me his phone number so if they get lost, he can guide them through the phone.
In response, I receive a coupla PMs from him with some strange language. I think it was hindi and guessed that he prolly was trying to share with me what customs and traditions his family taught him and what they used to follow at home. So I requested for two things:
- Look whatever it is that you wanna tell me, please either say it in Urdu or in English as I did not understand his native language.
- To give me his phone number ASAP cz I have promised myself not to post at Gupshup until I’m done with my business with him (Breaking his jaw).
Although, being a MAN which he sure is, he fulfilled my first request. And sent me the same story in english which earlier he had sent in hindi. And oh boy! That was some real abusive sh!t :eek: Some which would put a regular user of a heavy abusive language to shame :eek: Forwarding that to admin would have got him banned instantly but I didnt want that cz I needed his phone number to complete my mission (breaking his jaw).
So, I requested him once again to send his phone number. And I got a couple of real “pearls”. Some of which I have deleted and some still in my inbox. Well, I was unable to understand that the brave MAN who has so conveniently given me directions to his house for me to reach and break his jaw while he awaits me should find me asking his phone number so offensive?!!! :eek:
Trying to come out of the shock of reading that wisdom in the form of abusive words, I tried to cop-up by responding in a similar style :smooth: but guess I wasnt good enough 
I tried so much to explain to him, "Look, Gupshup has become my life and I have promised myself I HAVE to have the pleasure of breaking the jaw of this brave MAN atleast once, hence to give me his phone number ASAP so that I could be back to Gupshup soon. But each time I ask him, it gets him maaaaaddddd, real maaaadddd.. cz he responds with more and more abusive words.
The question on my mind since is that:
Why our brave MAN who has given me directions to reach his house where he’s supposedly waiting for me to come and break his jaw should have any objection to give me his phone number, just in case I lose my way???
I was hoping it wasnt a way of trying to get back on another Pakistani through me? Like by providing the location of some poor man to me who he wants to see with a broken jaw. So, that I just go and perform my skills on some poor guy.
I mean why should someone has a severe problem providing his contact number who has no problems providing you directions so his home?
Does someone have an idea?
