Rather than ghotna, you can also try grinder!
Roman, you should listen to Sehar's advice. As a matter of fact to make things interesting have your girlfriend or boyfriend (if any) come over for ghotna. You can then place the pot between her legs and do that Patrick Swezie & Demi Moore scene from Ghost. Instead of making clay pots you would be ghotting haleem and and and...well I am sure moona would be posting soon to let your imagination run wild.
Okay the hand chopper that you use when you cook spinach, is it like one of those that you can put in the pateeli and swirl around? If it is, just use that and don't make it sound so complicated. :p
Sehar, yes, it’s that swirling-around thingie. And you’re the one who’s making things sound so complicated like putting the pot between two feet etc. Itni garam garam haleem kia meiN apni paaoN ko lagnay dooN ga? Your advice is totally dangerous and hazardous. You’re an evil influence to people 
PS-
Guppans, please don’t listen to funguy. I don’t have a girlfriend. Qasam say.
Desis spend too much time on talking about food and making food but too little time to actually enjoy it. and sadly food is not the only thing they do that way.
Roman, you should rather learn Yoga and take few classes at the community center. You might get lucky if you can bend and place your feet behind your ears(or it might feel like you are getting lucky while doing so, according to testimonies of NYA).
Chann ji, The feeling of two legs on his back is all Ahmadi needs to feel lucky. I'm not that kinda desi, mind you.