Yes, I am the Love Guru, a holy woman from far away…
Come hither beautifoool people, tell me your lurveeee problems…
You are here because you seek truth and illumination and my sutru’s will do the trick.
Ommmmmmmmm
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mujhey na …
ziada tar log na ..
larki samajhtey hain 
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Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I shall work my mantra and turn you into a Larkaaaa....
ommmmmmmmmmmmm
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Patience dearyyy Patience
is ko 
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Noooooooooo he/she needs the soothing essence of my mantrass
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Please read my book 'If your happy and you know it - think again'
Noooooooooo he/she needs the soothing essence of my mantrass
how long will it take ?
Please read my book 'If your happy and you know it - think again'
i've read it ...
n it was awful
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OK keep repeating 'Gee you are you, Gee you are you'
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There no hope for you my dear Cadet, I think you would benefit from a mental asylum rather than my precious mantras!
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^^ did u visit any psychoo recently 
P.S. u must do asap 
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Nazi 
Yes, I am the Love Guru, a holy woman from far away......
Come hither beautifoool people, tell me your lurveeee problems...
You are here because you seek truth and illumination and my sutru's will do the trick.
Ommmmmmmmm
guru can you tel me who i am :)
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^^ hey pagli
tum agai?
hru tody
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love guru love guru what can you do for me :@: