The Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and Floyd engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Floyd: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Floyd: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
Floyd: “Sure, …go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked.”
Floyd: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$60,000”
Floyd: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking 950,000.”
Floyd: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
Floyd: “Bye, I love you, too.”
Floyd hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then Floyd asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
I am sure you guys have heard it before… but I enjoyed it, especially cz when we play cricket, we frequently answer ringing cellphones for each other 
what can i say