The Lawyer and The Pope

A lawyer died at the same moment the Pope died. They arrived at the pearly gates at the same time. They spend the day in orientation, and get fitted for their special clothes. The Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, just like everybody else. But the lawyer gets a toga made of gold thread and Gucci shoes. When they get assigned living quarters, the Pope gets a replica of a Holiday Inn room, just like everybody else. The lawyer on the other hand gets a 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool. At dinner time the Pope eats a very simple meal just like everybody else, but the lawyer gets a seven course meal served on silver platters. By this time, the lawyer is beginningto suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge “Has there been a mistake?? This guy is the Pope and he gets what everybody else gets, I’m just a lawyer and I’m getting the best of everything.” The angel replied “No mistake, sir, we’ve had lots of Popes here, but you’re the first lawyer we’ve ever had.”


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Nice one …

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lol

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good one

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hahahaha…

Looking at the title, I imagined a different one…

Mike, an otherwise great fellow, had a bit of a problem. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking on the street, he couldn’t resist the urge to turn his truck and hit the lawyer. It was just so impulsive.

One day, Mike was going his merry way in his truck, when he saw a father (priest) walking by. He stopped his truck and asked the Father if he’d like a lift. The Father gladly accepted the offer and jumped into the truck.

So off they went on their way, when Mike spotten a lawyer walking on the sidewalk. Impulsively he swivered his truck towards the lawyer, but at the last moment he realized “Oh darn, what am I doing? I have got this Father sitting right next to me”. So he turned his truck back at the last moment as he passed the lawyer, but he still heard a ‘thud’.

He looked at the priest and apologized profusely “I am sorry Father … I didn’t know what got over me …”.

Just when the Father interrupted him “Don’t worry son, I got him with my door”

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ahahaha

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good one peacemaker

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