.. the latest way to impress ur clients ..

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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.. the latest way to impress clients ..
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said,
“Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.”
“Yes?”
“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I’m waiting for a very important client.
Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say “Hi Tom?”
“Sure.”
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder.
It Was Bill Gates. “Hi, Tom,” he said.
I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.”

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sry for posting three times, i don't know what is this font stuff thing saying

...Wisdom Teeth...
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Ok I have checked all three of ur jokes, and wot made me laugh was that none of them iz even remotely funny or understandable for dat matter.

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^^ same for me :omg:

Last person to answer this post wins!!!!
Last person to answer this post wins!!!!
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me three (but keep tryin practice makes perfect)

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perhaps reposting it the 4th time might make it funnier :rolleyes:

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^ LOL,

dude press preview before posting

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.. the latest way to impress clients
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago
While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,enjoying a drink
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said
“Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.”
“Yes?”
“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I’m waiting for a very important client
Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say
“Hi Tom?”
“Sure.”
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder
It Was Bill Gates. “Hi, Tom,” he said
I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.”

:k: