The Insect in the Coffee Cup
This is the latest joke on internet: If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of
Coffee - what would you do?
Here is one analysis:
1.The European: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect
5.The Israeli:
- Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
- Screams that his security is in peril.
- Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee.
- Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks
with weapons of mass insects. - Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on
Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination against Noah’s Ark. - Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
landing in coffee cups. - Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorises civilians, kills or maims anyone
in his way. - Imposes more military aid on the American.
- Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another
cup of coffee.
**Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation.