When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
widowed father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening, he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he’d ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may
look like just an ordinary man,” he said, as he walked up to her, “but in
just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter. When will men ever learn? 
