There are several men in the locker room of a private club
after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
> - Hello?
> - Honey, It's me.
> - Sugar!
> - Are you at the club?
> - Yes.
> - Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat It is absolutely gorgeous!!
Can I buy it?
> - What's the price?
> - Only $1,500.00
> - Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that
much
> - Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2001 models.
I saw one I really liked.
I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price
and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year
> - What price did he quote you?
> - Only $60,000
> - OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
> - Great!, before we hang up, something else
> - What?
> - It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and
I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw
the house we had looked at last year
it’s on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park
area, beachfront property
> - How much are they asking?
> - Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we
have that much in the bank to cover
> - Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?
> - OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love
you!!!
> - Bye… I do too
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present:
- Does anyone know who this phone belongs to??
Moral of the Story - “Don’t leave your cell phone on in the gym”
“Love lands where & when it wants to, it never touches down in quite the right place. It flitters off into the blue just when we decide where we’d like it to settle, only to hover over a target we never sought to hit”