**A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! **
**There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . **
**On the first floor the sign on the door reads: **
**Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. **
**The second floor sign reads: **
**Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. **
**The third floor sign reads: **
**Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. **
**“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. **
**She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: **
**Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. **
**“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” **
**Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: **
**Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. **
**She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: **
**Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. **
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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i’m already 35:halo:lol i did not know:halo: