A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may
go
to
choose a husband from among
many men. The store is comprised of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the
door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go
up a
floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On
the
first
floor the sign on the door reads: “Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.”
The
woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better
than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up she goes.The second floor sign reads: “Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and
love
kids.” The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I
wonder
what’s
further up?”
And up she goes again.The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 -“These men have jobs,
love
kids
and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm, better” she says. “But
I
wonder
what’s upstairs?”The fourth floor sign reads: “Floor 4 - These men have jobs,
love
kids,
are extremely good looking and help with the housework.” “Wow!”
exclaims
the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!”
And again she heads up another flight.The fifth floor sign reads: “Floor 5 - These men have jobs,
love
kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong
romantic streak.”
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me
further
on?”
So up
to the sixth floor she goes.The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to
this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof
that
women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."
Reliably
Yours,
Administrator
Re: The Husband Store
If 3,456,789,012 females were at that store and no one got a husband,,, then what is the chance of all the Guppies getting a wife?????
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