A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place… The man says, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80. [Man gives his wife a dirty look.] Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight! Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks. [Man gives his wife another dirty look.] Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man turns to his wife and yells: “Shut your damn mouth!” Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?” Wife says: “No, only when he’s drunk.”
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[This message has been edited by Pagluu (edited March 19, 2000).]