A man was in New York’s central park, when a dog went wild and attacked a young boy.
The man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it to death. A reporter for the NY
times comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism.
He suggests the headline:** New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!** “But,” the man told him, “I’m not from NY.”
Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day . “But,” the man told him, “I’m not American”. Then, where are you from? asked the reporter. “I’m from Pakistan,” the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA. 