„ Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
„ Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
„ Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
„ I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
„ I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
„ I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
„ I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
„ I Wanna Whip Your Cow
„ I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck
„ I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
„ I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
„ If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
„ If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
„ Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
„ My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
„ My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
„ Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
„ She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
„ She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
„ Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
„ They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
„ When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
„ You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
„ You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
„ You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
[This message has been edited by r@@jdulara (edited June 11, 2001).]