The Great guppie pickup lines!

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^ are you ‘picking’ the admin? :hehe:

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hahahahaha,

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good one :slight_smile: this and chann mahis last one are the funniest

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i love the lajawab and Maddy one..

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Er nO! It’s …

Sharaabi: My darliing darling majjein :teary1: :blush: :kiss:

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can’t u tell :wink:

I hope Admin don’t pick on me by Banning me :frowning:

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AZKAR: i m choudhary, contact me via PM, and i will show you my secret forum.

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some one do me please.

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I can't belive this thread started so well and died...should have left it for the pros.

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SAJAL: I make cute babies.

  • Seriously when I saw your daughters pic I wondered how cute you would be :blush: *

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^^^ awwww :blush:

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kuttay aur unkay jazbat by dada abba ... i guess

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The best ones or the ones I understand:

  • Madhanee: Do you like tabla? Great, I've a pair in my finished basement.

  • Mad_Scientist: I really like you. Would you like to go out with my parents sometime?

  • Lajwab: See you at Islamic center coming Friday, Sister.

  • Ohioguy: If only I was not born in the wrong continent, wrong religion, wrong democratic system, wrong age, and wrong neighborhood....

  • Fraudz: If you did not live far away I would have introduced you to my brother.

  • Admin: Contact the admin via PM.

  • Faisal:

1- If you agree to go out with me you must include a date, time, and a place for meeting in your response.

2- Please also indicated whether we will share the bill or not. If you would like me to pay I would need to know in advance how much money to bring with me.

3- I will give it half an hour wait from the time of agreed upon meeting. If you do not show up and I have not received any call from you telling you cannot make it then the date will be offcially considered "nullified". Send a courtsey email with explanation to request another date for my review and I will look into it.

4- Please make a printout copy of the above guidelines.

  • Lajawab: Sister, that's a lovely Hijab MashAllah...

  • Code_Red: Hi, do you have pink nipples?

  • Naughty by Nature: Hi, I know a friend who wants to swap his wife with me but I don't have a partner to swap with him... Would you be interested?

  • Ehsan Bhai -> do you want to be the maiden to be bowled over by my balls?

  • Admin: No seriously, Please, contact me via PM.

  • The game: Oh you are definitely the one for me. Really, People That's All...

  • AZKAR: i m choudhary, contact me via PM, and i will show you my secret forum.

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hilarious, This thread is a gem :lajawab:

So funny. I am laughing

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This is so hilarious! Thanks for reviving it Code-Red! :)

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good times :D

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bari der laga di aap ne hansnay mai :hoonh:

:smiley:

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Queer: I’m not REALLY a fag, you know! :rolleyes:

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:omg: these are hilarious

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cat-woman:I’d marry your cat just to get in the family
To GS girls with braces: “wanna hook up sometime?”